Gourmet Burgers......AKA Purple Turtle

This is one of my favorite recipes, and a common meal in our house :)

INGREDIENTS:

3 to 5 very hungry, yet very indecisive family members.
1 car
about 3 to 10 dollars in gas *depending on where you live in accordance with the restaurant and gas prices of the day.
15 minutes of waiting time
1 corner booth (away from the garbage can, depending on your dining partners...dad)

INSTRUCTIONS:

First take the very indecisive family members and get them all to agree on the usual but always loved purple turtle. Get in the car and drive to the restaurant. Walk to the counter, place your order and get your drinks. family members must sit at room temperature for roughly 10 to 15 minutes till food is ready. Pick up food when your number is called, check for extra pink sauces. Return to table and enjoy. Refills on drinks may be required before exiting restaurant


Prep time: zero, unless you count the time you take to decide on the restaurant.
serves as many as you would like to take with you.